algy Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 A sweet and innocent young Italian girl gets married, and the girl's mother lives downstairs. The girl has never seen a man naked or made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs."Momma, Momma," she cries. "I can't believe it! He has hair all over his chest! What should I do?"The mother is making spaghetti sauce. She stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, "Hair on his chest? that's normal. he's your husband, it's your wedding night, get back upstairs."When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants. This sends her running back down to her mother,'Momma, Momma! He has hair all over his legs! What should I do?" The mother stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, "Hair on his legs? He's your husband, that's normal, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes and socks. She looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing. She goes crying back down the stairs."Momma, Momma! He's only got a foot and a half! What should I do?"The mother hands her daughter the spoon and says, "Holy Mother, a foot and a half? Here, you stir the sauce. I'm going upstairs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Is a foot and a half unusual? :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Not Bragging .. but I've got 2 feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 I once heard Oscar Pistorius say that and I didn't believe him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 :lol: to them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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