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Mr Cadbury

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I'll leave Diz to censor this.  :wink:

 

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight.
 

They got off at Quality Street .
 
He asked her name.
 
"Polo - I'm the one with the hole," she said in a Wispa.
 
"I'm Marathon - the one with the nuts," he replied.
 
He touched her Cream Eggs, then slipped his hand into her Snickers,

 

he fondled her Flapjacks, and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
 
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
 
But, three days later, his Sherbert Dib Dab started to itch.
 
It turns out that Miss Rowntree had been out with Bertie Basset and he had Allsorts!

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Latch, when I told everyone I wanted to become the forum comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now. :unsure:

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