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To be honest Latch I'm t-total but it wouldn't fit the joke.

 

Several members of a temperance league approached a ninety-year-old teetotaler for a testimonial declaring that his longevity was due to a life of abstention from alcohol. 

 

The old gentleman said he would be pleased to sign such a statement and was in the process of making his mark when sounds of loud music and a riotous party came from an adjacent room.

"My God, what's that?" gasped one of the visitors. 

"I do apologise" he said

 

"But that's My Dad,"

 

. "He's probably drunk again."

 
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:lol:  :lol:

 

To be fair I can only have sex with my wife after I've had a few beers.

 

 

 

 

And that's why I'm teetotal.

 

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