Latchford Locks Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 They are getting worse by the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 They are getting worse by the day I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 I'm more like coffee.........................Drunk in the morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted September 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'm more like coffee......................... Drunk in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 To be honest Latch I'm t-total but it wouldn't fit the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted September 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 To be honest Latch I'm t-total but it wouldn't fit the joke. Several members of a temperance league approached a ninety-year-old teetotaler for a testimonial declaring that his longevity was due to a life of abstention from alcohol. The old gentleman said he would be pleased to sign such a statement and was in the process of making his mark when sounds of loud music and a riotous party came from an adjacent room. "My God, what's that?" gasped one of the visitors. "I do apologise" he said "But that's My Dad," . "He's probably drunk again." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 To be fair I can only have sex with my wife after I've had a few beers. And that's why I'm teetotal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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