Vaseline

[asperity]

For  those who never knew how Vaseline was really used!

 Vaseline survey

 A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted
by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
  
He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?'
  
She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
  
'And  if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'
  
'We use it for sex.'
  
The researcher was a little taken back.
  
'Usually  people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help
 with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I  admire you for your honesty.

Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'
  
The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the
door knob and it keeps the kids out.'
 
And you thought it was going to be a dirty joke.

 

 

[Dizzy]

:lol:

[wolfie]

 

A little tip, never put Vaseline and Vicks VapoRub  together on your bedside table.

[asperity]

And there speaks the voice of experience

[Dizzy]

That could be a bit of an eye opener Wolfie

I put olbas oil in my eye a few years ago thinking it was my optrex eye drops.   I just grabbed them from the cupboard, took the lid off and as quick as a flash popped a drop in.... and as it fell onto my eyeball I smelt that oh so familiar smell that was clearly not optrex.  Thankfully I was next to the sink so after pouring water into my eye for over 10 minutes I figured I'd live to see another day. 

[wolfie]

Christmas time, Vaseline and wine .......................................... just to keep it neoteric

[Dizzy]

:lol:

[algy]

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