algy Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 The Traffic Warden's funeralAs the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out! please I beg you let me out!".The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth, and mutters "Too Blood late pal, the paperwork's already done." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Nice one Algy. I was in charge of TW,s at Warrington police station before they were required to pay their way. They were a fine bunch of people, but modern times have made the joke a good one. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 The Traffic Warden's funeral As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out! please I beg you let me out!". The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth, and mutters "Too Blood late pal, the paperwork's already done." Like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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