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The Traffic Warden's funeral


As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams


"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out! please I beg you let me out!".


The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth, and mutters "Too Blood late pal, the paperwork's already done."

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Nice one Algy.

 

I was in charge of TW,s at Warrington police station before they were required to pay their way. They were a fine bunch of people, but modern times have made the joke a good one.

Happy days

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The Traffic Warden's funeral

 

 

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams

 

 

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out! please I beg you let me out!".

 

 

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth, and mutters "Too Blood late pal, the paperwork's already done."

Like it  :D  :D  :D

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