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harry hayes

Sleeping with David Beckham

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Son asks father the difference between realistically and theoretically.

A sk your mum if she,d sleep with DB for a million quid. Comes back, yes she would.

Ask your sister if she would sleep with DB for a million quid. Returns , yes she would.

Ask your brother if he would sleep with DB for a million. Yes he would.

 

 

Theoretically son, we,re sitting on three million quid.

Realistically, we,re living with two loose women and a male who is willing to sleep with another male.

 

Happy days

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Realistically, we,re living with two sluts and a poof.

 

Happy days

Can you say that these days?  :unsure:  :unsure:  :unsure:

 

There is nothing I love more in the evenings than to sit back on the sofa and watch TV with my feet on the poof.

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