harry hayes Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 A naked woman jumps in a taxi "Take me to town". The taxi doesn't move. "What are you staring at. Have you never seen a naked woman before? she asks the driver. I.m not staring at you. "Well if you're not staring at me, what are you doing?". Just wondering where you keep the money to pay me. Happy days And who will be the first to tell me why today is the ideal time for a tug of war competition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 I have absolutely no idea about the tug of war question Harry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted December 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 New Years HEAVE, Dizzy. Sorry about that. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted January 1, 2014 Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 And they said christmas cracker jokes were dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 1, 2014 Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 That was bad Harry :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 Good to see you still have your sense of humour Harry. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted January 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 Thank you Algy. Swim or drown. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 Well, if the woman in question was Casey Jenkins.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 How I wish I hadn't googled that name Fugs. Weird, pointless and pretty yeuchy in my opinion... but then again I can't knit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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