algy Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 A Dublin doctor wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. “Paddy, I am going fishing tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the it and attend to my patients.” “Yes, sir!” – answers Paddy. The doctor goes off fishing and returns the following day and asks: ”So, Paddy, how was your day?” Paddy told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him Asprin.” “Excellent Paddy, and the second one?” – asks the doctor. “The second one had stomach ache and I gave him Stomach medicine, sir.” – says Paddy. “Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor. “Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off all of her clothes and lay down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!” “Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Paddy, what did ye do?” – asks the doctor. “I put drops in her eyes Sir.” !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francine Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 Ha Ha very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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