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I went into our attic and found a violin and an old oil painting. I took them to the antique shop and they told me "what you have got here is a Rembrant and a Stradivarious"

"Unfortunately, they said, Stadivarious was a hopeless painter and.............

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Your 'one man' comedy show??  Sort of excludes anyone else or it wouldn't be a one man would it :lol:  

 

But you knew that and I'm just being awkward 'cos clearly I couldn't join in anyway even if I was funny :wink:

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It says a one MAN show does not exclude women, or maybe that is the expected size of the audience. :|

 

A guy is sitting at a bar when the window opens and a other guys climbs in crawls across the ceiling, down the wall and orders a pint of cider, the guy drinks the cider then leaves the same way as he came. the guy sitting at the bar says to the barman " that was odd" "certainly was" replies the barman " he usually drinks lager"

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