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Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Not a punt cut square,

Just a square cut punt.

It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

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The codfish lays ten thousand eggs

The farmers hen but one.

 The codfish never cackles,

                To tell you when she’s done.

And so we scorn the codfish,

                While the farmers hen we prize,

Which only goes to show you,

                That it pays to advertise.

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