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Algy always wants to be best, don't you Algy?

The best answer to the question "Do you have a packet of helicopter crisps" is

"Yes that will be five pennies please"

The old ones are always the best?

:P

Never settle for second Rocky, doesn't always happen but you just have to keep trying!!!. :D :D :wink:

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Algy, No idea,

That's the punchline, what's the joke?

How long would it take an 32 year old elephant to defacate a plank of wood 3 feet long by 6 inches wide by 1 inch deep, if it eats three hundred weight of sawdust in six and a half hours, giving that the average humidity for the exercise was 76.4% and the elephant rested for exactly 1 hour 15minutes between eating each bag of sawdust.

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You know what 'thought' did, don't you Wolfie. :lol:

 

Oh!, I believe elephants will eat tree branches as well as the foliage!

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The punchline was "no idea" the question, therefore, should have been "what do you call a deer with no eyes".

Please buy cheap Christmas crackers next December!!!!

Please keep up. lol x

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OK!, Rocky, heres one for you:-

Punchline - "what do you mean we, whiteman" what is the joke?.

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I don't get it please explain?

 

Phew I thought it was just me and I didn't like to ask   :oops:  

 

I got all the others though and they were funny :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Phew I thought it was just me and I didn't like to ask   :oops:  

 

I got all the others though and they were funny :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Think of the William Tell overture for a clue Dizzy

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I know I finally did in the end RC... but it's gone now that I've been reminded again and I can't remember how, when, how or why now.

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Rocky, Here is the complete joke:-

 

The Lone Ranger & his trusted Indian companion Tonto are riding down into a box canyon. At the far end, the Lone Ranger notices an army of Comanche Indians, in full war-paint, howling down from the cliff walls at them. Turning to his left he notices a great number of very mad looking Arapaho Indians staring down. On his right he observes a host of Cherokee Indians peering at them over the rim of the canyon. Looking behind, he sees every Apache brave in the world slowly creeping into the canyon, blocking the exit. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, "We're in a heap of trouble now, Tonto!" Tonto's nervous reply, ""what do you mean we!, whiteman?".

 

Happy now!, and Rocky please try to keep up!.

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