algy Posted April 16, 2013 Report Share Posted April 16, 2013 Algy always wants to be best, don't you Algy?The best answer to the question "Do you have a packet of helicopter crisps" is "Yes that will be five pennies please" The old ones are always the best? Never settle for second Rocky, doesn't always happen but you just have to keep trying!!!. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted April 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 Algy, No idea, That's the punchline, what's the joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 Algy, No idea,That's the punchline, what's the joke? How long would it take an 32 year old elephant to defacate a plank of wood 3 feet long by 6 inches wide by 1 inch deep, if it eats three hundred weight of sawdust in six and a half hours, giving that the average humidity for the exercise was 76.4% and the elephant rested for exactly 1 hour 15minutes between eating each bag of sawdust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 I thought elephants were herbivores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 You know what 'thought' did, don't you Wolfie. Oh!, I believe elephants will eat tree branches as well as the foliage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted April 18, 2013 Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 I thought elephants were herbivores I always thought they were pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted April 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 Dear Algy I am really surprised that you were not able to provide any information about this joke! I guess that I've got one over you in this respect ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted April 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 I'll post this again, shall I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted April 18, 2013 Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 Isn't wood a herb, or is it Ronnie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted April 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 The punchline was "no idea" the question, therefore, should have been "what do you call a deer with no eyes". Please buy cheap Christmas crackers next December!!!! Please keep up. lol x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 And what do you call a dead deer with no eyes.......... Still no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 No idea. The question could have been, "Excuse me but could you tell me the way to James Billington & son, the furnitute manifacturers?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 OK!, Rocky, heres one for you:- Punchline - "what do you mean we, whiteman" what is the joke?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 No idea but much prefer "What's this 'we' shit, Kemosabe?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 You got it in one Wolfie. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted April 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 I don't get it please explain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer, and a mop" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 I don't get it please explain? Phew I thought it was just me and I didn't like to ask I got all the others though and they were funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Phew I thought it was just me and I didn't like to ask I got all the others though and they were funny Think of the William Tell overture for a clue Dizzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 http://youtu.be/FC7iUM9L1l4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted June 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 Still don't get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 I know I finally did in the end RC... but it's gone now that I've been reminded again and I can't remember how, when, how or why now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 Rocky, Here is the complete joke:- The Lone Ranger & his trusted Indian companion Tonto are riding down into a box canyon. At the far end, the Lone Ranger notices an army of Comanche Indians, in full war-paint, howling down from the cliff walls at them. Turning to his left he notices a great number of very mad looking Arapaho Indians staring down. On his right he observes a host of Cherokee Indians peering at them over the rim of the canyon. Looking behind, he sees every Apache brave in the world slowly creeping into the canyon, blocking the exit. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, "We're in a heap of trouble now, Tonto!" Tonto's nervous reply, ""what do you mean we!, whiteman?". Happy now!, and Rocky please try to keep up!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francine Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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