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  1. Taxpayer milked again -

    Yes they do, plus they have their own stewards.
  2. Taxpayer milked again -

    I'm pretty sure Andrew isn't a sovereign, in fact he is verging on being a marginal royal these days.
  3. Taxpayer milked again -

    He isn't paying for it because he knows that good old HMG is always willing to throw taxpayers money at a good party.
  4. BoJo !

    You mean the sort of suits worn by Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot I presume.
  5. BoJo !

    I don't wish to ban them, and neither does BoJo. He passed comment on how it made the women wearing them look, but said he didn't want to have them banned!
  6. BoJo !

    I'm not sure about the men in suits causing trouble, but you need to watch out for this lot: https://youtu.be/SmzMzmnB-iQ
  7. BoJo !

    Who has suggested that women wearing burqas are "frightening" or "violent"? Who has suggested that people should be "scared" of them?
  8. Happy birthday Dizzy

    Happy Birthday Dizzy!! Twenty One again?
  9. Airlines

    A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty stewardess. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto: 'To Fly. To Serve'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the **** do you want?' 'Ah!' he says, 'Ryanair'.
  10. Efficient or stupid

    No, you're right. Sadiq Khan is the Muslim mayor. I think they're trained to be officious automatons who follow the rules without question.
  11. Pest Control ?

    Do they contain nuts Sid?
  12. Efficient or stupid

    They should have said she was a family friend. Their mistake, and being American they should have realised this, was that Border Control people are not human. They have a set of rules that they stick to, and no amount of pleading will have them deviate.
  13. Catalan Dragons at home

    I believe London have a fair following but I take your point about the others, although to be fair to Catalan their fans would have been over for the semi-finals last Sunday and to do the journey 2 weeks running is a bit of an ask.
  14. Pest Control ?

    What? Eat the rat? There's probably some EU directive against that
  15. Catalan Dragons at home

    Not quite a dress rehearsal for the final last night as neither side was at full strength, but nevertheless a strong 56-6 victory for the Wire was impressive.
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