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  1. asperity

    Salford at home

    The Wire carried on where they left off against St Helens last week, getting turned over 12-36 by Salford in a display that was arguably their worst of the season so far. 8 of Salford's points came from penalty kicks which gives some taste of the way things went, but Wire were generally slack in all areas throwing passes straight into touch on at least 3 occasions. A very bad day at the office.
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    Super glue -

    But don't you see? Miss Thompson has made a yooooooge sacrifice flying all that way to save the planet for us plebs. Ungrateful yobs that we are. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
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    Super glue -

    A sturdy response from the Met to the Extinction Rebellion protestors in London: https://youtu.be/0Wzq-ynPQRY
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    Holy Smoke -

    Yerr right ๐Ÿคจ.
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    Time for a change ?

    Best of luck Geoff, but drop the climate change nonsense if you want to be taken seriously.
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    Western Link gets Government Funding approved

    Another (((Gallic shrug)))
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    Holy Smoke -

    (((Gallic shrug)))
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    Murder on our roads ?

    The penalty for driving while using a mobile phone doesn't seem to have stopped a lot of people, particularly van drivers.
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    Dieting

    I went to see the Practice Nurse the other day for a check up. She remarked that I'm a bit overweight and could do with losing a few pounds, so I asked her if she had any diet suggestions. She said "Yes. Don't eat anything fatty". I said "You mean things like sausages, burgers etc?" "No fatty, don't eat ANYTHING" she replied ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฐ
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    Brexit dictionary

    If only that were possible Davy, but the EU is a bureaucracy and the only thing a bureaucracy is good at is increasing its own size and power to the detriment of those it has power over. So instead of the size of the Westminster bubble decreasing, it would in all probablity balloon in inverse ratio to its influence in the whole EU project. We pay more to get less.
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    Brexit dictionary

    https://youtu.be/edGFTEbZCHQ
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    State of the Nation ?

    When I were a lad I took electrocution lessons where i was taught how to talk proper like what i do now.
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    State of the Nation ?

    I can't say I'm surprised.
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    London Broncos

    I'm not counting any chickens yet Gary ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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