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  1. Wigan council have not raised council tax since Wigan won the FA cup in 2013.
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    Mersey

    Come on bob elaborate, which was the most exciting, the Flat breaking loose, or getting jammed under the bridge, or the rising tide?
  3. Good but not good enough. Warrington boast the best club record against Australia's full squad never mind club sides. – winning eight and drawing one of 16 games, but the last victory came in October 1978 Since then we have Super League which was introduced in the hope that British rugby league could develop and make a serious challenge to Australian rugby. As far as I can see it has failed to do so. After 20 years and on home soil we should have won all three.
  4. Nearly 20 years old and no closer to Aussie standards than we were when it started
  5. What we need is a 'No Like' button
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    High Tide

    Thinking of taking a stroll tomorrow, take your wellies. A high tide of 6 metres is forecast.
  7. Well it has being doing the rounds since 2008 fugs, so I guess it was their turn.
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    Climate

    Never was one for education, can't you just tell us instead.
  9. So you do work in a whorehouse.
  10. Would you say that if you had paid for a ticket and couldn't get on the train?
  11. That's because you only start off somewhere near to where you really are.
  12. Was the driver an illegal immigrant or a UKIP supporter?
  13. For the past twenty years, I've received a Valentine's card from the same secret admirer. So, I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year. First my granny dies, now this?
  14. A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad. Apparently he had the time of his life."
  15. If contractors polluted a river they would be fined, so what happened to the contractors that dug up the wrong trees?
  16. Not sure teaching will improve until discipline is returned to schools. As for better paid teachers I think the reverse will happen. As more and more Academies are introduced you will find that salaries are guaranteed for the first 2 years only, then heads can freely ask teachers to 'reapply' for their jobs at a much lower rate. as seems to have happened at an Academy in Runcorn.
  17. The world and his dog are aware of the tree issues, the question is what's going to be done about it?
  18. Does this include the hundreds of trees that have been dug up and not replaced and the hundreds that were dug up by mistake?
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    Camp "Coffee"

    You don't want to know Diz, your moderating may be put to the test.
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    Camp "Coffee"

    As both the highlander and the Sikh are sat enjoying the brew, one can only assume that a woman is now waiting on both.
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    Camp "Coffee"

    I think more would probably be offended by them using the term coffee in something which is predominantly chicory.
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    Camp "Coffee"

    Not exactly coffee as it only contains 4% caffeine free coffee. As its name states, more of a camp coffee.
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    Tweeting

    If you are sure that you are on the right account, just click on 'follow' you should get a reply in time, and then you can tweet.
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    Tweeting

    You need to be careful that it's the real Dana Perino because there may well be others using his/her name. After the name you should see @ and then if it's something like danaP3rino then it's not the real one. The other thing is that his/her Twitter account may be protected and only confirmed followers may tweet. With these you may need to follow and wait for confirmation to tweet.
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