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  1. P J

    The end of the dinosaurs

    oh its just a joke, thought from the title that the forum was shutting down
  2. P J

    Peoples vote ?

    so how would you like your omelette lol Democracy was thwarted when the leave campaign lied and cheated on spending.
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    Peoples vote ?

    LEAVER: I want an omelette. REMAINER: Right. It’s just we haven’t got any eggs. LEAVER: Yes, we have. There they are. [HE POINTS AT A CAKE] REMAINER: They’re in the cake. LEAVER: Yes, get them out of the cake, please. REMAINER: But we voted in 1975 to put them into a cake. LEAVER: Yes, but that cake has got icing on it. Nobody said there was going to be icing on it. REMAINER: Icing is good. LEAVER: And there are raisins in it. I don’t like raisins. Nobody mentioned raisins. I demand another vote. DAVID CAMERON ENTERS. DAVID CAMERON: OK. DAVID CAMERON SCARPERS. LEAVER: Right, where’s my omelette? REMAINER: I told you, the eggs are in the cake. LEAVER: Well, get them out. EU: It’s our cake. JEREMY CORBYN: Yes, get them out now. REMAINER: I have absolutely no idea how to get them out. Don’t you know how to get them out? LEAVER: Yes! You just get them out and then you make an omelette. REMAINER: But how?! Didn’t you give this any thought? LEAVER: Saboteur! You’re talking eggs down. We could make omelettes before the eggs went into the cake, so there’s no reason why we can’t make them now. THERESA MAY: It’s OK, I can do it. REMAINER: How? THERESA MAY: There was a vote to remove the eggs from the cake, and so the eggs will be removed from the cake. REMAINER: Yeah, but… LEAVER: Hang on, if we take the eggs out of the cake, does that mean we don’t have any cake? I didn’t say I didn’t want the cake, just the bits I don’t like. EU: It’s our cake. REMAINER: But you can’t take the eggs out of the cake and then still have a cake. LEAVER: You can. I saw the latest Bake Off and you can definitely make cakes without eggs in them. It’s just that they’re horrible. REMAINER: Fine. Take the eggs out. See what happens. LEAVER: It’s not my responsibility to take the eggs out. Get on with it. REMAINER: Why should I have to come up with some long-winded incredibly difficult chemical process to extract eggs that have bonded at the molecular level to the cake, while somehow still having the cake? LEAVER: You lost, get over it. THERESA MAY: By the way, I’ve started the clock on this. REMAINER: So I assume you have a plan? THERESA MAY: Actually, back in a bit. Just having another election. REMAINER: Jeremy, are you going to sort this out? JEREMY CORBYN: Yes. No. Maybe. EU: It’s our cake. LEAVER: Where’s my omelette? I voted for an omelette. REMAINER: This is ridiculous. This is never going to work. We should have another vote, or at least stop what we’re doing until we know how to get the eggs out of the cake while keeping the bits of the cake that we all like. LEAVER/MAY/CORBYN: WE HAD A VOTE. STOP SABOTAGING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE. EGGSIT MEANS EGGSIT. REMAINER: Fine, I’m moving to France. The cakes are nicer there. LEAVER: You can’t. We’ve taken your freedom of movement.
  4. P J

    Peoples vote ?

    yet another Brexiteer numpty who doesn't really seem to get it. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/nadie-dorries-slams-brexit-deal-leave-remain-jk-rowling-a8639216.html?fbclid=IwAR0OD8AlBaeEEAz2p83fP01Z6oVzHvud3wjXYQPYp66vVXg6kclMqjnDkMs
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    Peoples vote ?

    Offenderati? That’s this forums regularti surely? Offended by everything, I think it’s an age thing. The entire Brexit argument is unraveling with even the forums most rabid supporter accepting that “hardship” is on it’s way. Britain has been mugged off
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    Peoples vote ?

    Tosh, it’s an unmitigated failure that has a snowflakes chance in hell of passing parliament. So we have successive Brexit secretaries, each of whom have resigned and you claim they had nothing to do with the negotiations? Hilarious. So every time Raab came on the tv to tell us how negotiations were going he was just making it up? You really do miss the obvious a lot of the time. If he is as the affecting the negotiations what the hell was he being paid for?
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    Peoples vote ?

    We have the ridiculous position where the Brexit secretary, famous for not understanding how important the Dover/Calais trade route is, resigning as he doesn’t feel he can support the deal on the table. You know, the deal HE negotiated. World gone mad.
  8. P J

    Peoples vote ?

    It was always going to be difficult to sell the status quo. So now , like I said, the Brextremists are even blaming the Remain voters for this mess, everyone’s fault but theirs. Just couldn’t make it up.
  9. P J

    Peoples vote ?

    I suppose the Leave brigade will now start blaming the negotiators, the politicians , The E U, in fact everybody but those to blame for this god almighty mess, blame for everyone except those actually responsible, themselves for voting for such a destructive course of action.
  10. P J

    Peoples vote ?

    There could never be s good deal despite the hollow promises, lies and bs from the Brextremist campaign, the choice was always bad deal or no deal, both of which make the country poorer in many ways.
  11. P J

    Peoples vote ?

    Given the way things seem to be going, a back door OUT of Britain may be a huge bonus
  12. P J

    Peoples vote ?

    Going on recent performances the public should never be allowed anywhere near a referendum. Just look at the chaos and losses it’s already caused. Things weren’t perfect so the people voted to make things a damn site worse in the vague hope that from the ruin would come salvation.
  13. P J

    Politics

    1: storage charge was a joke Dizzy lol 2: in my defense I did turn up twice with the stuff, unannounced admittedly, but you were out galavanting 😄 3:Shelley is as mad as a box of frogs but makes a lovely breakfast. 4:it goes back to when the OP was considering not getting any to Save money. 5:isn’t that sort of your job, is that you tendering your resignation lol. 6: better if you do it indoors, don’t want to see yer bloomers😳 7: Birmingham is fab, especially the curry houses and pubs. It’s not wet either, it’s sunny and strangely warm for mid November. Oh the climes they are achanging Re your p.s. don’t get used to it 👹
  14. P J

    Deal or No Deal ?

    The Leave campaign was s feast of lies, false promises and outright deceit, must have cost a fortune to put that campaign together 😄😄😄
  15. P J

    Deal or No Deal ?

    “ The easiest deal in history” LMFAO
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