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Latchford Locks

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About Latchford Locks

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  • Birthday 09/12/1950

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    One small fact: you are going to die. Despite every effort, no one lives forever. Sorry to be such a spoiler. My advice is when the time comes, don't panic. It doesn't seem to help.
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    Likes....Walking,watching a good documentary or film,visiting local hostelries,watching rugby and surfing the web.
    Dislikes....bad manners,hangovers,any reality tv shows,any form of karaoke in pubs and finally...growing old !

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    O2 down

    Well Well Well the news was full of it today.. but Hey whats up??? You would think the World was ending according to some reactions. ""My Husband won't get home as his sat nav isn't working"" was one housewife's wailed comment "He is working 100 miles away I am desperately worried" Ehh ??? Whats the World coming to. I remember the days before the Internet.. and well Man got to the Moon,Trains ran on time, and people either looked at maps or road signs... Just imagine we survived two World Wars as well and launched The Welfare State. I really despair. Now some peoples data won't work for a day and it national news headlines !!!! And on a more sombre note in the event of any future war , a few Electromagnetic air blasts over Britain and everything would shut down,what is the Governments plan B for that? And as a footnote, I went from Warrington to Southport in school holidays with my friends on our bikes aged 14 plus we also got back without sat nav's 😊
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    Beware of the Ducks...

    😂
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    Saturday Smile

    There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... Take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows.. You can't kill Two Birds With OneStone !!😂😂😂😂😂
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    Twitterarchy -

    Sadly not as ridiculous as it would have been in 1912
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    Beaumont school

    good shot.but any idea when this was taken?
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    Twitterarchy -

    Free publicity,and it seems to have worked. Next step in a few months , They will reinstate the name"By popular demand" and more free paper space.
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    The Railway in Latchford Village.

    The Railway was the "Posh" pub in Latchford and attracted several drinkers from "over the bridge"
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    Have a butchers at this

    Thats so bad its hilarious. Tommy Cooper would have been proud
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    Challenge Cup Final

    I thought Hicks was ok, I wouldn't have a referee's job these days for the Town Clock ! Under intense pressure from the word go,so much going on ,new rule interpretations,players trying to milk free kicks,keeping track of tackle counts,keeping pace with super fit sportmen, etc etc plus some sky presenters pulling the game apart with replay after replay after blooming replay. I must say well done to our merry whistle blowers they get a lot of stick,but there wouldn't be a game if the crowd applauded every decision they make.
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    Challenge Cup Final

    They just wanted it more than us or Saints.. Not saying we were not trying but they had the impetus that wins cups on the day. Well done to them. Also, closing the top tiers seems to have made the lower sections look healthily full,better than spreading the crowd as in other years.
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    Pest Control ?

    OK so a pensioner living on £140 a week. see's they have a rat , what do they do... Pay £85 for some rodent operative to lay some bait. or Eat ??????
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    Catalan Dragons at home

    Good win ...But.. The atmosphere was more like a morgue than rugby stadium.. The empty away end meets your eye as you take your seat and straight away the Buzz drains from you. Imagine if Catalan/Toulouse/Toronto and London were in Super League ??? Doesn't bare contemplating. Yet that is the plan.
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    Genders

    Says it all
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    Blondes again

    Brilliant
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    NHS again -

    Cutting journey times by 30 mins London/Manchester. Or Cutting hospital waiting list would be an infinitely better way to spend this money
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