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  1. Dizzy

    Politics

    Answers as follows... 1) a) I ain't paying any storage fees cos it's not mine...send the bill to 'his lordship' who probably wouldn't pay either cos I'm not sure I asked his permission to lend you them lol b) I could charge you a daily rate for the fact I have been waiting for 2 years for you to turn up to a 'Dizzy darts challenge' (when you first said you would also drop the sports stuff off) and also an additional daily fee for the inconvenience of having the said dart board on a bloody big metal stand stood in the corner of my living room waiting and knowing that I could beat you (at darts I mean..not beat you with the metal stand....ooh but then again....) i recon you just bottled it cos you were scared of me.... 2) We/I... I guess yours was a 'we' when it first all went there...has Bazza now disowned you too and made you store your own crap elsewhere then lol 3) Oooh yes Shelleys did us proud...blummin' gorgeous food and couldn't fault it. Lovely people and service there too. FAB 4) No idea about insurance 5) Can't be bothered to re-read 6) Yes yesterdays washing is dry but tonight's 2 loads aren't yet 7) Enjoy Birmingham and the wet nostrils...and don't go getting your self into any trouble ha ha. PS your reply made me laugh...nice to have the old time funny and daft PJ for a change rather than that grumpy one who takes you over
  2. Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on - very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
  3. Dizzy

    Politics

    PJ...For such a nice person in real life you really do p*ss me off at times on here. It's like you have a Jekyll & Hyde split personality...but I know you do it on purpose. << Admin alert...I just used a bad word with stars....please feel free to ban me..oh sh*te I'm Admin so Gary will have to ban me. Might take him some time though>> I GIVE A DAMN WHERE IN THE USA STALLARD IS ....AND HIS POSTS GIVE A REAL INSIGHT INTO WHATS HAPPENING...AND I LIKE HEARING ABOUT HIS VACATIONS...AND HE'S A LOVELY CHAP...AND ME AND GARY WENT OUT FOR XMAS LUNCH WITH HIM LAST YEAR WHEN HE AND HIS LOVELY WIFE CAME OVER TO HIS HOMETOWN OF WARRINGTON FOR A VISIT...AND EVIL SID POPPED ALONG TOO.....WE HAD A LOVELY TIME AND UNLIKE YOU STALLARD DIDN'T MOAN ABOUT PEOPLE OR CALL THEM ALL THE TIME PS YOU'VE STILL GOT ALL MY SONS VARIOUS SPORTS GEAR...Karate, Hockey, Boxing, Mountain Biking...etc etc THAT I LENT YOU OVER TWO YEARS AGO FOR YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY SPORTS SHOOT.... TUT TUT...HA HA !!
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    Warrington lad buried alone in Soissons.

    All really sad to hear. I wonder why he is buried alone but others aren't Their souls will all be flying all together as one though and they are not forgotten by us and never will be. Made me tearful and yes your poppy in Fred's grave will indeed be from 'all of us' just as every other poppy and wreath laid everywhere will be a mark of respect and remembrance from ALL too. It's so lovely that you have taken the time to visit the graves and tell us all...gulp x x Lest We Forget.....
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    forum update problem?

    OMG I'M SUCH AN IDIOT !! I've just realised why you couldn't reply EVILS. ANNOUNCEMENTS is just that ie for 'announcements simply to tell people something'... I guess should have posted it under there that the forum had been upgraded (just for info) AND ALSO created another topic in 'Forum Problems' or perhaps 'General Chat' saying the same and asking for feedback where comments could be added I have moved the topic thread now...gawd...SORRY BUT IT WAS LATE WHEN I UPGRADED IT LOL x x x
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    forum update problem?

    Ha ha I never shy away from 'work' hence I am replying to you now at just tuned 2am in the morning after only getting home from real my work at 11.30pm then having other stuff to do too. Do you feel bad now ha ha Strange that you say you can't reply under the 'announcements' section though as that is just a normal forum menu section and you ALL have access to post replies under in any section as members. Mmmm.....or are you playing mind games with me ha ha. I wonder if GARY can see any section or post in them as considering HE gave me such a hard time cos HIS forum hadn't been updated he's been very quiet of late.... Earth CALLING GARY !!!
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    forum update problem?

    I noticed some of the new emoticon 'thingies' are rather naff and only in black too but we never had those before so I guess it's a bonus... <I'm trying to sound positive and grateful for those little 'additions' lol
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    Perfect.....

    There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up. Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two died and one lived. Who died and who lived? . . . . . . . The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
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    Perfect.....

    There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up. Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two died and one lived. Who died and who lived? . . . . . . . The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
  10. Dizzy

    "hate crime" ?

    OK...I am sorry and we will just have to agree to disagree then?... ok ? Good job I'm not not a police woman or a judge eh
  11. Dizzy

    Colourful collision

    Not really important to me but.... WOW..SUPER...RESULT.MADE UP lol
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    Warrington lad buried alone in Soissons.

    Hiya Teessidewire, good to see you on here again and thanks so much for bringing this old topic 'back to life' for want of better words. I'm ashamed to say I'd sort of forgotten about this topic and our chats and research re Fred as 4 years have passed but having just read it all again it brought a lump to my throat especially as his is the only soldiers war grave in there. It's so lovely that you are going to his graveside to pay your respects again. If possibly could you lay a little flower or something from me too. RIP Gunner 114467 Frederick William Hitchmough x Lest We Forget
  13. Dizzy

    Colourful collision

    17 points to me and only 3 points to you then... I win
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    "hate crime" ?

    Oooh....so I guess you are calling me STUPID cos I found the video offensive <<Dizzy swiftly sits on her hands well away from her computer keyboard.... and also frantically, using her bare feet and toes, tries to turn her mobile phone and tablet off which also have internet access and a means of replying>>
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    "hate crime" ?

    PS Just for the record in case any of you think I've gone into meltdown manic mode...I HAVEN'T give anyone any downvotes on here just because our opinions may differ
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    "hate crime" ?

    The 'Guy Fawkes' saga happened in the 1600's Asp...a very long time ago.... so (in my opinion) I don't really find the burning of a home made effigy of a Fawkes man made and dressed up in dads old jeans and stuffed with straw to be offensive. Just as I don't find it offensive that people set off fireworks or build bonfires to 'mark' the same event. I do find fireworks bloody annoying though with all the mage big bangs though. And appologies re me saying 100's of people died in Grenfell when as you say it was actually 71. What I should have said was "71 dead...hundreds injured and every person in that building and nearly including the fire service etc all probably traumatised for life" . As for reports saying 150 families still waiting to rehomed but there were only 120 flats in the building...could it be that generations of families were living together ie mum and dad living with son/daughter and their own kids etc. I do agree with you though that police resources need to be used properly as they are stretched to the limit as it is..... someone else could throw the book at idiots though through the court system or other means. Anyway it's just my own view re the Grenfell effigy burning...we all have different things that rattle us and make us feel sick and appalled...mine is things like that and animal cruelty, cruelty to kids...I could go on an on but then I will get more grumpy the more I think about things that upset and rattle me Nighty night Asp x
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    "hate crime" ?

    Ahh but I wasn't complaining about being given a red down vote.........if you read my comment again I did actually say 'Thanks' lol.
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    Forum Upgraded - 1am Tues 7 Nov 2018

    So I presume all is good then..... YIPPEE ha ha
  19. Just for information..... A Forum Upgrade has been carried out today (1am on Tuesday 7 Nov 2108) to bring us up to date with the very latest version. You shouldn't notice any 'user' difference as most of the upgrade related to behind the scenes 'workings' and security. BUT If you do happen to spot something which is not working quite right can you please let me know here. Thanks, Dizzy
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    Password

    Gawd....lol
  21. Dizzy

    Colourful collision

    When did I say 'whatever lol'..... must have been on one of my CBA days lol
  22. Dizzy

    "hate crime" ?

    PS thanks to whoever gave me a -red downvote. I bet PJ is really jealous cos I've finally got one now too lol
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    "hate crime" ?

    Blimey Asp how on earth can you compare the burning of effigies of Maggie, Borris, May and other 'much loved' public figures to the awful fire at Grenfell and the horrifying way in which hundreds of people were trapped and died. You say "Sense of proportion" ????? "Show the people they are not funny or clever" ....... IF THEY HAD ONE OUNCE OF SENSE AND COMPASSION THEY WOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT! So sorry Asp but if you think that burning a home made replica of Grenfell with little silhouettes of people at the windows and the 'Grenfell' name written on the top is acceptable behaviour then I really don't know what to say. Would you do that ? NO OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T...and WHY? Because it's just down right sick !!
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    "hate crime" ?

    And so they should have investigated that awful video and I hope they throw the book at them now they have handed themselves in. The people who made it, burned it, filmed it and posted it online are all bloody sick, twisted and evil !!
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    "hate crime" ?

    Naah it's not an anti-catholic hate crime...it's just a tradition which dates back to some unsuccessful plot way back in 1605 to blow the House of Lords up...or was it the Houses of Parliament...or is that the same place. Brain Freeze moment !! Of course out Police should not take time off tackling modern day knife crimes etc to investigate home made Guy Fawkes sat on the top of bonfires. Although saying that do people actually make 'Guy Fawkes' these days. Growing up we always used to and we would also do 'Penny For The Guy' in the run up to Bonfire Night too often pushing him round in a wheel barrow or on a home made go-cart. I can't remember the last time I ever saw kids doing that .
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