Lt Kije Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 This is alarming! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary! Cheers, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Well I'm t-total and that joke could do with a couple of t's if only to make it better. Beer with a couple of t's, oh never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 This is alarming! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary! Cheers, You have brightened up this wet n windy day ..cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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