Bazj Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 Bild has made the following promises to the British if we vote to stay in the EU"They'll acknowledge the Wembley goal in 1966They'll stop making jokes about Prince Charles's earsThey'll stop using sun cream on the beach out of solidarity with our sunburnThey'll reserve a place with their towels for us on the hotel sun-loungersThey'll introduce tea breaksThey'll change their clocks by an hour to be in synch with youThey'll do without a goalie in penalty shoot-outs with us to make it a bit more excitingThey'll send (German national football manager) Joachim Low to guard our Crown JewelsThey'll introduce an EU regulation banning a frothy head on beerThey'll all come along to the Queen's 100th birthdayThey'll willingly provide the villain in every Bond film" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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