asperity Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 A couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, to inquire about adopting a child. The interviewing social workers are however a bit doubtful about their accommodation given the circus background. The couple produce photos of their 15 metre long caravan, the back half of which is a beautifully equipped nursery. The social workers then are doubtful about the standard of education that would be provided. "We'll employ an Oxford don who'll teach the child all the subjects along with Mandarin and ICT skills", the couple advise. There are then doubts expressed about the child’s healthy upbringing. "Our full time nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet", they reply. So the social workers are finally satisfied, and ask what age of child they were looking for. "It doesn't really matter", they said, "so long as he fits in the cannon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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asperity Posted January 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 I thought it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Good one. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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