wolfie Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 I've censored this a bit. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?''There's something wrong with my d**k', he replied.The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.''Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.The Receptionist replied; 'Now you have caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'The man replied, 'You should not ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??''There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated loudly.The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'What is wrong with your ear, Sir?''I can't p**s out of it,' he replied. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 :lol: I can't wait to tell my dad that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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algy Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted July 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Not like you to laugh at one of my posts alg ............................... although on second thoughts I take that back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted July 11, 2014 Report Share Posted July 11, 2014 All your posts make me laugh Wolfie... even your sensible ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Have I done any sensible ones ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 I've no idea :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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